A man🧔 and his wife👩 quarrelled. After the fight, the wife🧒 went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband🧔 also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase!🧳 He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase🧳 & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared🥺 at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!"
The wife replied, "To your mother???!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?"🙄 The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!!🤣
Equation balanced🤣🏃‍♂️🐂🐂

My girlfriend invited me to her house yesterday night, we have been dating for a while now but I have never for ones visited her.

But of course, she has visited me ones in a while, yesterday I decided to visit her. When I reached the address she told me. I saw my woman dress in shorts, she came to pick me up from the gate where the uber dropped me.

Is your parents home? I asked her immediately I came down from the uber and we headed to the house.

They ain't home yet, but they will come back later. Make your self comfortable. She said immediately we entered the house.

Such a nice house I said. she smiled at me and went to the kitchen. Minutes later she brought a plate of spaghetti for me. My girl sure knows how to spoil me with food.

As a gentleman I started eating the spaghetti, very delicious. My girlfriend had already gone back inside the room to get water for me. But as I was eating the spaghetti, my phone rang, and it was my girlfriend calling.

Hello Ayo where are you? I have been waiting for you by the gate since. My girlfriend said.

What do you mean waiting for me? I'm at your house, and you just served me food. Stop this joke ejoor. I said. Which house? She asked.

House 30P. I said. 30P? I said 30B. she said, then who served me food here now? I asked. Ayo did you say 30P? please start coming out of that house now, nobody has lived in that house for the past 15years, it is believed that house 30P is the house of Ghost. She said over the phone. I was still struggling to eat the spaghetti In my mouth. House of what? I said. I can't hear you babe. My girlfriend said

Just then Evey door in the house began locking by itself and I could here the sound of each lock.

" In this house it either you play our game correctly or you d!e". A deep voice said.

Just then I knew It was finished; deep cold entered my body, and i found it difficult to swallow the spaghetti in my mouth.

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A lawyer sold his well to a teacher. Two days later, the lawyer came to the teacher and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra."

The teacher smiled and replied, "Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should please take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent of keeping your water in my well from tomorrow because I only need the well but not the water inside.

Hearing this, the lawyer got nervous and said, "Oh, I was just joking sir!".

The teacher laughed and said, "You started your knowledge from us before becoming lawyers."

Salute to teachers! 🙏🙏😂
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