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WHAT WILL YOU DO IF IT WAS YOU?

My Wife's mother visited us, we were all in the sitting room chatting, my wife felt like having sëx but couldn't tell me directly, so she stood up and pretended she had developed a serious headache, she went straight to the bedroom and I followed her shortly, we had sëx, and I came back to the sitting room, I forgot to zip up, in the sitting room

Mother inlaw: how is she now?

Me: "I have given her Panadol she's sleeping now"

Mother inlaw: " that's good my son, now please close the pharmacy 🙈🙈🙉🙉